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What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus?

They did not have 50 Cent.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!