What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Who's there! Annetta! Annetta who?

Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus!

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll

What has four wheels and flies?

A rubbish bin!