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What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.

How do you get a Charizard on a bus?

You Pokémon!

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

She wanted to rock and roll