What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink?

Coke.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

They are both 8........

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)