What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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I don't have a stamp collection.

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

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Let's grow MOLD together!

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Because she will "Let It Go.

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Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

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Cause Seven ate Windows 9

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A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!