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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble?

A dollar.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

Because she might Let it Go

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink?

Coke.

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.