What's your best pick up line?

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

How do you pick up a feminist?

Like a bowling ball.

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What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.

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What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line