What's your best pick up line?

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why did Caitlyn Jenner have a differently spelled version of Caitlin?

Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?

He's bee-witched!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC