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Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

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Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

Illegal Immigrant Jokes More Illegal Immigrant Jokes

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator