Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

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What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Illegal Immigrant Jokes More Illegal Immigrant Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator