Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

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Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

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Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.

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Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator