Because he crossed the line
Alien vs. Predator
E.T. phoned home.
So he can fit on a spaceship.
Past tense.
The guy would survive the first round.
She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.
Because he had my grains
So they can also see the front lines.
It depends on where I draw the line.
What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.
A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
They are missing 2 towers
When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.
My Grandma can unlock an iphone.
Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.
She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.