Illegal Immigrant Jokes

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What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

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Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call it when people line up well?

High queue-ality.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Predator Jokes More Predator Jokes

What is the opposite of a Predator?

A Postdator

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.