Because he crossed the line
Alien vs. Predator
When you are playing Charades.
Remove the vowels in his rack.
You don't want beef with me
One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.
A pedo file
It gets curvy.
German soldiers like to march in the shade.
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
Hello. Hello.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
Because they always draw a cardigan.
Response: In programming course.
Because they can spend years at sea.