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Illegal Immigrant Jokes

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

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What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

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What is the difference between a default subreddit mod and a radical feminist?

Nothing.

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

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What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts?

Reasons to be offended.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

Who lost the American Presidential Debate?

America.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH!!"

Why can't you fight an accountant?

They'll always out number you!