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What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

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Where do most illegal immigrants go in America?

Allah-bama.

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How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Illegal Immigrant Jokes More Illegal Immigrant Jokes

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

U.S. State Jokes More U.S. State Jokes

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

What U.S. State has the smallest sodas?

Minisoda

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)