U.S. State Jokes

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

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What U.S. State has the smallest sodas?

Minisoda

Which U.S. State has the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

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What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where would you find Percy Miller's toothbrush?

In his Master P room.

Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

Minisoda Jokes More Minisoda Jokes

What state has the smallest sodas?

Minisoda

What state has the best small sized soft drink?

Minisoda

Hi Jokes More Hi Jokes

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?

Hi, Cliff

Small Soda Jokes More Small Soda Jokes

What state has the smallest sodas?

Minisoda

Which state has the smallest sodas?

Minesoda

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.

How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

Oklahoma Jokes More Oklahoma Jokes

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.