Hi Jokes

Why can't T-Rex's Hi-Five each other?

Because they are dead.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

What's the most awkward U.S state?

O....Hi!.....o.....

What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?

Hi, Cliff

What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

Hi, Ladies!

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Micro Jokes More Micro Jokes

What do you call it when two amoebas say hi?

A micro-transaction.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worst thing you can hear when Willy Nelson is going down on you?

I'm not Willy Nelson

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

Frat Boy Jokes More Frat Boy Jokes

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

Aloha Akbar Jokes More Aloha Akbar Jokes

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Amoebas Jokes More Amoebas Jokes

What did the Spannish Amoeba said to the other Amoebas?

Hola Amoebas!

What do you call it when two amoebas say hi?

A micro-transaction.