Because they are dead.
Cop How high are you? Me No, you are wrong. Its Hi, how are you?
They might give you Hi-V back!
Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.
O....Hi!.....o.....
Hi, Cliff
Hi, Ladies!
You leave him hanging....
Demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.
A micro-transaction.
Hola Amoebas!
Hi, hi, hi.
Hello hello.
Two test tickles
Namaste.
For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.
To prove that he was framed!
Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.
A condom
You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner.
The Brains of Castamere.
Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.
Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.
A wind tunnel.
It was 2 tired...