Hi Jokes

Why can't T-Rex's Hi-Five each other?

Because they are dead.

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How high are you?

Cop How high are you? Me No, you are wrong. Its Hi, how are you?

Why should you never high-five a Roman?

They might give you Hi-V back!

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

What's the most awkward U.S state?

O....Hi!.....o.....

What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?

Hi, Cliff

What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

Hi, Ladies!

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

How high are you!?

Demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

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