Hi Jokes

Why can't T-Rex's Hi-Five each other?

Because they are dead.

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How high are you?

Cop How high are you? Me No, you are wrong. Its Hi, how are you?

Why should you never high-five a Roman?

They might give you Hi-V back!

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

What's the most awkward U.S state?

O....Hi!.....o.....

What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?

Hi, Cliff

What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

Hi, Ladies!

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

How high are you!?

Demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

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What do you call it when two amoebas say hi?

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What did the Spannish Amoeba said to the other Amoebas?

Hola Amoebas!

Head Monster Jokes More Head Monster Jokes

How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

What do you say to a two headed monster?

Hello hello.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

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What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What do the song "Dixie Chicken" and a Klansman have in common?

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What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do you see so many Bernie Posts on r/all?

Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

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