Hi Jokes

Why can't T-Rex's Hi-Five each other?

Because they are dead.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

What's the most awkward U.S state?

O....Hi!.....o.....

What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?

Hi, Cliff

What did the blind guy say when he walked past Red Lobster?

Hi, Ladies!

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

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Micro Jokes More Micro Jokes

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

What do you call it when two amoebas say hi?

A micro-transaction.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

White Person Jokes More White Person Jokes

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a Native American?

Neapolitan.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

V Jokes More V Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where does a digital photographer hang his work?

On a jpeg.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.

Frat Boy Jokes More Frat Boy Jokes

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.