Hi Jokes

Why can't T-Rex's Hi-Five each other?

Because they are dead.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

What's the most awkward U.S state?

O....Hi!.....o.....

What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?

Hi, Cliff

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where are most fish found?

Between the head and the tail!

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why did the Carpenters wife leave him?

Because he was screwing around.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar