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Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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What's your favorite clock time?

Personally, I'd say that 6:30 is the best clock time, hands down.

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

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Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.