Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

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How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.