Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

How does a T-Rex apologize?

He says Tyrannosorry.

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!