Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?

Someone else's!

Why did it take so long for the postie to deliver the missing jigsaw piece?

He had a bit of a puzzle in his hands

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

You get a dino-sore.

Clap Jokes More Clap Jokes

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.