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What dinosaur was in the most pain?

The tyranno-sorest rex

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Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

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What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.