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What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!

Peer Pressure Jokes More Peer Pressure Jokes

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure