What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

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Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

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What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician?

Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!