What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

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What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

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Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

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What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!