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What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

Peer Pressure Jokes More Peer Pressure Jokes

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure