What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

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What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me...What else

Why was the clownfish sad?

Because its friends were anemones.

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Why can't you feel photons?

Because they are light.

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

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What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

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Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure