Peer Pressure Jokes

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

Urinal Cake Jokes More Urinal Cake Jokes

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

What is it called when someone gets destroyed at online chess?

Extreme Pawnage

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride?

Exhausted.

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

Monkey Fall Jokes More Monkey Fall Jokes

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

What is the president's favorite vegetable?

BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham.