Peer Pressure Jokes

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

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What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

How about we do some peer-to-peer sharing?

Your domain or mine

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What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

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Howard was a kid with a paper route?

Probably not. Opie delivered.

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

Which pizza shop's business is like it's name?

Dominoes. Falling one at a time.

Urinal Cake Jokes More Urinal Cake Jokes

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.