Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure
Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.
PEEr pressure!
Peer pressure
Because he was grounded.
He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.
So their skin won't feel so abrucive
I feel like a kid again
Because it kept falling out.
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
A urinal cake.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
Tom Cruise
They shoot first and ask questions later.
It's meteor.
