Peer Pressure Jokes

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

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What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

Urinal Cake Jokes More Urinal Cake Jokes

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Second Monkey Jokes More Second Monkey Jokes

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.