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What is the president's favorite vegetable?

BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham.

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What's the president's favorite vegetable?

Barack-oli

What is the president's favorite vegetable?

BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham.

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What is the president's favorite vegetable?

BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham.

What's the president's favorite vegetable?

Barack-oli