Predator Jokes

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

Why is it called "Alien vs Predator"?

Isn't predator an alien too They should've just called it "Some Aliens"

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

What is the opposite of a Predator?

A Postdator

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What do a priest and a swimmer who came in second have in common?

The both came in a little behind

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

Pet Jokes More Pet Jokes

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Child Predator Jokes More Child Predator Jokes

Why was the lion cub sent to jail?

It was a child predator.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

What do you call a 3 humped camel?

Pregnant.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

How do cats let us know that they are in pain?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

Child Molester Jokes More Child Molester Jokes

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call a bench with white people?

The NBA