Predator Jokes

What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

Why is it called "Alien vs Predator"?

Isn't predator an alien too They should've just called it "Some Aliens"

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

What is the opposite of a Predator?

A Postdator

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Why was the lion cub sent to jail?

It was a child predator.

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How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

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What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

How do you catch a click?

Clickbait

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

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What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?

They both have ornamental balls.

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How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

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What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.