Predator Jokes

What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

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Why is it called "Alien vs Predator"?

Isn't predator an alien too They should've just called it "Some Aliens"

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

What is the opposite of a Predator?

A Postdator

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What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

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A worm hole

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He foamed at the mouth.

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The iceeu

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A Hyundai.

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What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.