Predator Jokes

What is the best time to watch Predator?

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

Why is it called "Alien vs Predator"?

Isn't predator an alien too They should've just called it "Some Aliens"

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

What is the opposite of a Predator?

A Postdator

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Why did the one eyed banker lose his job?

He didn't have any debtperception.

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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Why was the lion cub sent to jail?

It was a child predator.

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

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Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester?

Alien vs. Predator

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

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Where does an angry pirate get sent?

Anchor Management

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.