Predator Jokes

What is the best time to watch Predator?

Anytiiiiiiiiiime

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why is it called "Alien vs Predator"?

Isn't predator an alien too They should've just called it "Some Aliens"

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

What is the opposite of a Predator?

A Postdator

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Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

White Girl Jokes More White Girl Jokes

Why did the white girl die of alkalosis?

Because she was too basic

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

World Jokes More World Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

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Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle