Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

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What is the biggest joke in the world as of now?

The current US presidential election

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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What saved the ship?

Flambuoyancy

How did he get so rich?

By saving the gas money!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

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What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

What kind of cheese is made backwards?

Edam.

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What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales