Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

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What does a girl want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?

Because it's capital is always Dublin.

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Who gets saved?

America

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

How will I know when I'm an adult?

And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

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What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

What's better than cheese?

A cheese grater

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?

A Loco Motif