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What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer

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What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser?

They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world.

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

What do reindeer have that other animals don't have?

Baby reindeer

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*