Reindeer Jokes

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

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What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

What do reindeer have that other animals don't have?

Baby reindeer

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

What is the worlds wettest animal?

The reindeer

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

This one will sleigh you!

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?

Isaiah!

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What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?

They're both brown except the snowball.

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

Why is a reindeer like a gossip?

Because they are both tail bearers!

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

Which reindeer have the shortest legs?

The smallest ones.

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

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