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What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

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Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.

Deadly Disease Jokes More Deadly Disease Jokes

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

What a plates scared off?

Ebowla.