What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

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How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

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They don't like to get too close to the net!

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You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.

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A crocodile. -You won!