What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

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Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?

He bowled long hops!

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What do you call a crocodile in a band?

A crocstar

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.