Olive Jokes

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

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It made him shy!

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He became enlightened.

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What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

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One minds the train the other trains the mind.

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Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

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What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

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What did the bee say to the flower?

Hello honey!

Where do bees go on their day off?

To the wax museum.

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What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What do you call olive oil that is really outgoing?

Extroversion

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.