It hurts, but olive.
I'll live...
Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.
Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose
Olive them
Olive 'em!
A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)
The big hand's touching the little hand.
Leddit go
Edward Snooden.
Elton John in a coma.
Lawsuits.
It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity
Tweets.
A. To remind her that "toes go in first."
They both go off again two minutes later to remind me of the same thing.
An egg gets laid
Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.
Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.
Because they're two-tired.
Because you have to study abroad to understand them.
Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.
