Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

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Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

Where do you get 'Extra Virgin' olive oil?

Really ugly olives.