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Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

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What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

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Triangull

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In a nest-cafe!

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

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Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

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Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

Where do you get 'Extra Virgin' olive oil?

Really ugly olives.