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What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

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Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles!

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

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What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.... Okay bye now