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What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

Reptile Jokes More Reptile Jokes

What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.