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What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

I didnt have either growing up

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

Reptile Jokes More Reptile Jokes

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.