What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

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What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

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What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction

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Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction