What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

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What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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Why do black people where baggy pants?

Cause they're knee grows!

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

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What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

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Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.