Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

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What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin')...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

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What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?

I'm sweet on you!

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"