Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

Where do intergalactic keyboards go to drink?

Space Bars

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Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

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What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!