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Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

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What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

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Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

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What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?

I'm sweet on you!

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...