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Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

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Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

What is Imperator Furiosa's least favorite type of ice cream?

Rocky Road.