Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

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Why don't we drink chicken milk?

It tastes fowl.

Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one?

If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop

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What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?

A Durantula.

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

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What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!