Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

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What does Batman take with his drinks?

Just ice

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

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When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

What do Anna Nicole Smith and Tom Brady have in common?

They both like saggy balls.

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What's M. Night Shyamalan's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Twist

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...