Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

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Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

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What did the Ice Cream say to the Birthday Girl?

Go 'head girl, it's sherbert day

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.