What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

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What's it made of?

An engineering major says "How is it made " An arts major says... "Would you like fries with that "

What's the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?

Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.

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How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

Capital letters.