What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

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What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.