What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

Previous Random Joke Next

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

Au Jokes More Au Jokes

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

Stub Jokes More Stub Jokes

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.