What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

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Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

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What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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Au, yeah!

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo