What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

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What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

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What did Silver say to Gold?

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What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo