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What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

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What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

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What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.