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What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

Au

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Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

French People Jokes More French People Jokes

What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?

I'd like a Corona, please.

Where is all the color white?

Bartender says, "dude, this is a gray bar.

Spaniard Jokes More Spaniard Jokes

How do Spaniards take their coffee?

Au lait.

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

Nanny Jokes More Nanny Jokes

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What are the level differences between nannies?

The A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

What do you get if you turn an evil laugh backwards?

A laughing cow..