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Au Jokes

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

Au

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Nanny Jokes More Nanny Jokes

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Spaniard Jokes More Spaniard Jokes

How do Spaniards take their coffee?

Au lait.

What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese?

Mi Kase es su Kase.

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

Silver Jokes More Silver Jokes

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

Outta Jokes More Outta Jokes

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

Singer Jokes More Singer Jokes

What rock group has four guys and no singers?

Mt. Rushmore! Happy Presidents Day!

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

Attention Jokes More Attention Jokes

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.