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What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

Au

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

Sloth Jokes More Sloth Jokes

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e)

Stub Jokes More Stub Jokes

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

What do colors say when they laugh?

Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue