Au Jokes

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

Au

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What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO

What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.

Nanny Jokes More Nanny Jokes

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What are the level differences between nannies?

The A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a bunk bed into two regular beds?

You debunk it.

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Turns over a new leaf!

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

What's tomato with you!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What's the easiest sport to get into?

Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

Spaniard Jokes More Spaniard Jokes

How do Spaniards take their coffee?

Au lait.

What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!