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What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

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What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

Au

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

Chicken Broth Jokes More Chicken Broth Jokes

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

What did the beef broth say to the chicken broth?

What flavor au jus?

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

When is a parent like a child?

When he's a miner.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff...

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

Sloth Jokes More Sloth Jokes

What is a Sloth's favorite breakfast food?

Slothages.

What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U":

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....