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When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

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Why do liberal courts don't work?

Because they don't like to judge anyone.

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!