When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

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Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

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When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

What South American dance do cows like to do?

The Rump-a

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What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

What's it like to have a social life?

Asking for a friend.