When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

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Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What do gender studies graduates commonly say?

Would you like fries with that

What's it like to go down on an ewok?

It's alright, they're just a little chewy.

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Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!