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When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

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What do you calll a woman that people sit on?

Cher!

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese

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What would you say is your biggest flaw?

I step in in people's conversations" "i was asking *him*"

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask Big Bird