When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

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How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

What do you call a water gun that gets people really excited?

A super stoaker

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How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

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What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!