Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

Both looking for a tight seal.

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.