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Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

How do all racist jokes start?

Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work?

Spell check!

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.