Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

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What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

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How do you call it, when the internet is not working in Germany?

InterNEIN

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

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Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

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Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.