Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

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What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

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Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

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Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty