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Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis?

Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb?

There still working on it...

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free......

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's your favourite colour?

I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.

What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

Why did the butcher die?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.