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Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

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How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels