Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

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What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef