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Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

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What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle!

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

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How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.