Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

What do Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryant, and LeBron James have in common that led to their success in the NBA?

Hard work and dedication.