Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

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Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

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What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!