Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

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What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

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Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

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Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one