What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

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What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again

Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke?

Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.

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What is the biggest plot twist in spanish soap operas?

When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother

What do you call a Spanish midget?

A paragraph. Because he's not a full essay.

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Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.