What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

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What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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What did the Spanish musician say when he went fishing?

Castanets!

What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one?

Noel.

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What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man