What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

What is the biggest plot twist in Spanish soap operas?

When Rodrigo finds out he is his own mother

Why does the Spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99