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What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

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Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

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What sport is played in Spanish churches?

La Cross

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.