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What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

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Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

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How do you say unicorn in Spanish?

Unamaize

What's the similarity between a Spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"