What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

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What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

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What do Spanish Canadians put on their tacos?

Pork, eh

What does a Spanish speaking ghost say when they like you?

Mi Ghosta!!

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What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".