What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

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Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

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What do you call a Spanish baker?

A con-quiche-ador

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?

Jose and Hoseb

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What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".