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What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

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What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

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Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?