What did the thirsty Spanish pirate say?

I need some arrrrrrrrrrrgua!

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What's the similarity between a Spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

What does a Spanish cow say?

Muuuuuuuey!

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How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'