What did the thirsty Spanish pirate say?

I need some arrrrrrrrrrrgua!

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How do you spell "nose" is Spanish?

Nose

Why does the Spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

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What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

What did the vowel say when it had to go to the bathroom?

I need to do a vowel movement!