What did the thirsty Spanish pirate say?

I need some arrrrrrrrrrrgua!

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How do you say doormat in Spanish?

Matador

What did the spanish soccer announcer invest in?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD**

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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb