What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

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What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

Why are books about the social contract and demand-side economics so hard to find?

Because they're kept firmly under Locke and Keynes.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

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What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank