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What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

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How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

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Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

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What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank