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What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

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How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

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What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.