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What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

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Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

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How do you find out if a dead man has autism?

You give them an autopsy

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum?

A control freak.

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

Mend Jokes More Mend Jokes

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.