What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

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How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

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What did the emu say to the nurse?

Mend her bones or walk the plank

How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.