What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

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Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument.

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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Which chemical compound are you most likely to find at a frat party?

Hydrogen mide.

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

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How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

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How do you mend a jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch.

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.