They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.
Hey, I think he moved.
Time to try the udder one.
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
Itch hiking!
A pair of ducks.
It did snot want to be late
She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.