Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.