Who run the world?

Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!

What is the largest moth the world has ever seen?

A mammoth

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

Grammar Jokes More Grammar Jokes

Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters?

He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar