The library, because it has the most stories.
ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We don't know, they've never tried it.
Snort stories
A Loco Motif
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending
The library, it’s got the most stories!
Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories.