For bringing home the bacon.
Because his life was in shambles.
Meet Patty
Happy halloweenie
A Ms. Steak.
His loving knife.
Because the steaks are too high.
Because the Steaks are too high.
To make ends meat.
Kurt and Rod
Bob
They probably have a spare.
You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.
The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!
Because he was Russian.
One with everything
Make me one with everything.
Salvador Deli.
Salvador Deli
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Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.
None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.