I stopped butchering goats.
For bringing home the bacon.
Because his life was in shambles.
Meet Patty
Happy halloweenie
Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.
A Ms. Steak.
His loving knife.
Because the steaks are too high.
Because the Steaks are too high.
I love you for your inner beauty.
To make ends meat.
Roost beef!
The steaks were getting too damn high.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
A life with out porpoise.
Too many strokes.
Because we want to!
Make sure one is a match!
Cardiac arrest.
Because he is the heart of the storm.
Introduce a boy with Down's Syndrom to Jerry Sandusky.
I teach you the goober quench!
Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.
One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries
He made them Batman.
He's ben affleckted.
