For bringing home the bacon.
Because his life was in shambles.
Meet Patty
Happy halloweenie
A Ms. Steak.
His loving knife.
Because the steaks are too high.
Because the Steaks are too high.
To make ends meat.
I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "
Because his family had stock in the company.
Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.
If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor
A permanent ban from the petting zoo
They tickle the goat on the chin.
Me *turns around and goes back out*
Bye, son.
Artificial intelligence.
Because he was baroque.
Bob.
A tattoo.
Salvador Deli.
Salvador Deli
Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.
Batman-do
