How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the difference between an Afghanistani Primary School and a Taliban Base?

What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.

What would Albert Einstein's name be if he was blonde?

Nobody would know

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Why was the girl with the Frozen balloon sad?

Because she...let it go!

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero?

Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars?

A bar-bee!

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

Introduce Jokes More Introduce Jokes

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met...