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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What would my hippie side be doing right now?

I already know that

What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea?

You're running but don't know where to.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What was the end scored?

Player: "1:1"

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

What do you call a Dr. That shares your medical history with everyone?

A HIPAAcrite

Introduce Jokes More Introduce Jokes

Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty