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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do I know Sarah's a vegetarian?

Because I've me herbivore.

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

What if we fry it in a pan & pour syrup all over it?

1: GENIUS!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why don't u share a bed?

Cried Baby Bear.

Why wouldn't blastoise share with charizard?

He was a shellfish Pokémon.

Introduce Jokes More Introduce Jokes

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met...

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!