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How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

What do Asian pirates do?

They fry pranes

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How do you make pickle bread?

You need dill dough.

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What do you call a Dr. That shares your medical history with everyone?

A HIPAAcrite

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Introduce Jokes More Introduce Jokes

What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.