Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.
He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)
Cause his mom was in a jam.
Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke