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How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

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What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

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Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

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Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!