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How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

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How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

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Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

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Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!