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How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

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Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

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Cause they all have phones!

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Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!