What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday?

A vaccation

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

Moostard

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who's there! Candace! Candace who?

Candace with love!

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.