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What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

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Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

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Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

What is it that you do?

He: "I'm a butcher."