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What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

Moostard

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."