What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

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Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

Moo-tilated.

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What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.