What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

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What do cows say on Halloween?

Still moo.

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.