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What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

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What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

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How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section