What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf