What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

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What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?

It became a daddy short legs!

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

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What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!

What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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What was the parrot doing in prison?

It was a jail-bird!

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!