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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

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What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

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What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

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A Nokia

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They exchange cell numbers.

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

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What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

What was the parrot doing in prison?

It was a jail-bird!