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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

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What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

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How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog