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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

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Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

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How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk