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What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

Buddhist Monk Jokes More Buddhist Monk Jokes

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hotdog and a potato?

A dictator.

Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.