What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

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What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

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What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

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When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

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Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk