What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What does a bee say before it stings you?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

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Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.