What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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How does Liam Neeson like his martini?

Taken, not stirred.

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

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What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer?

Because it hurt.

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Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.