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What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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Olive Jokes More Olive Jokes

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

Martini Jokes More Martini Jokes

What is a Jawa's favorite drink?

Martini

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

Toothpick Jokes More Toothpick Jokes

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.