What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

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Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

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What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.