What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

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What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

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What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.