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What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

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How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

How does a barnacle like its martinis?

On the rocks.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

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Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.