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Olive Oil Jokes

What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

What do you call olive oil that is really outgoing?

Extroversion

Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

LtORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

What do Reddit Users and Olive Oil have in common?

They're both extra virgin.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why does flint never get any likes on their Instagram pictures?

Cause they don't use a filter.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do get when you mix two breads?

A hy-bread

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.