Olive Oil Jokes

What do you call olive oil that is really outgoing?

Extroversion

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Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines.

When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

Marijuana Jokes More Marijuana Jokes

How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why are chickens never virgins?

Because when they're born they get laid.

Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

What do Lewinsky, Monroe, and Reddit have in common?

They all went down on a President.

Olive Jokes More Olive Jokes

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

Extra Virgin ' Olive Oil Jokes More Extra Virgin ' Olive Oil Jokes

Where do you get 'Extra Virgin' olive oil?

Really ugly olives.

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

Popeye Jokes More Popeye Jokes

What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love

Whats's Glenn's favourite restaurant?

Popeyes