Olive Oil Jokes

What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

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What do you call olive oil that is really outgoing?

Extroversion

Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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Olive Jokes More Olive Jokes

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

Extra Virgin ' Olive Oil Jokes More Extra Virgin ' Olive Oil Jokes

Where do you get 'Extra Virgin' olive oil?

Really ugly olives.

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school?

There aren't many paedos in the camp.

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..

What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How you compliment an Italian cheese maker?

Gouda worka

What is an Italian Pirate's favourite food?

SpARGHetti

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do Amish people catch when they start using technology?

Mennonitis!

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.