Olive Oil Jokes

What do you call olive oil that is really outgoing?

Extroversion

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What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

How does he smell?

Terrible!

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Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!

What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A buzzness suit!

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?

He's bee-witched!

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What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

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What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

What is Shaun Morgan's favorite food?

Seether salad

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

How did the cynic die?

He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

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What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Why should you always have thyme in your first aid kit?

Because thyme heals all wounds.