Olive Oil Jokes

What do Reddit Users and Olive Oil have in common?

They're both extra virgin.

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What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

What do you call olive oil that is really outgoing?

Extroversion

Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What kind of bee will not take credit for his contributions?

A Humblebee.

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?

He's bee-witched!

Extra Virgin ' Olive Oil Jokes More Extra Virgin ' Olive Oil Jokes

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

Thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

Where do you get 'Extra Virgin' olive oil?

Really ugly olives.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

What is the bibliophile's favorite website?

Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What do you call a urinary tract infection caused in a virgin?

Immaculate Infection

What do you say when a virgin sneezes?

Goesintight.

Olive Jokes More Olive Jokes

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...