Popeye Jokes

Whats's Glenn's favourite restaurant?

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What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love

What's Glenn's favorite fast food?

Popeyes!

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

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What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

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What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander!

What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

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What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

What about Instagram?

Instagramicide IGicide Instacide Gramicide Instadead Instagone

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Why is Reddit called "Reddit"?

The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil.

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

Lead Zeppelin Jokes More Lead Zeppelin Jokes

What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

Fetty Wap Jokes More Fetty Wap Jokes

What kind of vision does Fetty Wap have?

17/38

What is Fetty Wap's favorite time?

5:38 PM.

Chicken Tinder Jokes More Chicken Tinder Jokes

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.