Popeye Jokes

Whats's Glenn's favourite restaurant?

Popeyes

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What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

Whats Fetty Wap's favorite restaurant?

Popeye's

What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love

What's Glenn's favorite fast food?

Popeyes!

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

What did popeye do after he turned black?

He made his own restoraunt.

What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

How did Popeye keep his tool clean?

NSFW He dipped it in Olive Oyl

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What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

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What's Glenn's favorite fast food?

Popeyes!

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He wanted to see a chicken strip.

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