Popeye Jokes

Whats's Glenn's favourite restaurant?

Popeyes

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What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

Whats Fetty Wap's favorite restaurant?

Popeye's

What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love

What's Glenn's favorite fast food?

Popeyes!

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

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Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!

Chicken Tinder Jokes More Chicken Tinder Jokes

Where do chicken strips find love?

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Chicken Tinders.

Glenn Jokes More Glenn Jokes

Whats's Glenn's favourite restaurant?

Popeyes

What's Glenn's favorite fast food?

Popeyes!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's roughly 6 inches long, has a head on it, and women love it so much that they often blow it?

A 20 dollar bill

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

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Instagram Jokes More Instagram Jokes

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

Why is Instagram not working?

But "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking

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A smokesalottapotamus.

Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the genie turn the man into a toad?

He rubbed him the wrong way.

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing