Popeye Jokes

Whats's Glenn's favourite restaurant?

Popeyes

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What do Popeye's fingers smell like?

Olive oil.

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

Whats Fetty Wap's favorite restaurant?

Popeye's

What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love

What's Glenn's favorite fast food?

Popeyes!

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

What is Glenn's (The Walking Dead) favorite restaurant?

SPOILERS*** Popeyes!

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

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What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

What would you like to Instagram?

How waiters should greet people

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What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.

Where do chicken strips find love?

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Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

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What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven