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Olive Oyl Jokes

Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

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What part of Popeye has the smoothest skin?

The part he dips in Olive Oyl.

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Feyonce

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

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How did he get so rich?

By saving the gas money!

What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

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What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

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Why were Popeye's forearms so big?

Because Olive Oyl was saving herself for marriage.

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.