Fetty Wap Jokes

What is Fetty Wap's favorite time?

5:38 PM.

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

What kind of vision does Fetty Wap have?

17/38

Whats Fetty Wap's favorite restaurant?

Popeye's

What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

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What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

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What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

Popeye Jokes More Popeye Jokes

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love

17 Jokes More 17 Jokes

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

0 K Jokes More 0 K Jokes

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

ScubGodivas.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.