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What is Fetty Wap's favorite time?

5:38 PM.

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

What kind of vision does Fetty Wap have?

17/38

Whats Fetty Wap's favorite restaurant?

Popeye's

What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

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What happened to your three week diet?

Player: I finished it in three days!

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

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Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best?

Lap-top!

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

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How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

Vision Jokes More Vision Jokes

Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

What kind of vision does Fetty Wap have?

17/38

17 Jokes More 17 Jokes

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.