Fetty Wap Jokes

What is Fetty Wap's favorite time?

5:38 PM.

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

What kind of vision does Fetty Wap have?

17/38

Whats Fetty Wap's favorite restaurant?

Popeye's

What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

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30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How's your day Dog?

Rough...

How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

So,so.....

Popeye Jokes More Popeye Jokes

What did popeye do after he turned black?

He made his own restoraunt.

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

17 Jokes More 17 Jokes

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks?

A GHETTOrade

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons?

He wanted Mark Antony!

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.