Why are chickens never virgins?

Because when they're born they get laid.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.