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Why are chickens never virgins?

Because when they're born they get laid.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How do you say virgin in German?

Goodandtight

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...