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Why are chickens never virgins?

Because when they're born they get laid.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?

Lost.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How do you say "virgin" in Dutch?

Goodentight

Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.