Why are chickens never virgins?

Because when they're born they get laid.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

How do you say virgin in German?

Goodandtight

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

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Why are chickens never virgins?

Because when they're born they get laid.

What did the large furry mammal say when the salamander who kept asking for favors went too far?

I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!