Why are chickens never virgins?

Because when they're born they get laid.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

Why are bears so hairy?

They don't have salons in the jungle!