Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

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What's the main problem with Wookie steaks?

They're a little Chewie. (Edit: Wookiee***)

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

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What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

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Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

What do you call a group of Ocelot?

An Awful-lot.

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.