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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America?

Antiquing.

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his whopper.

Who's there! Brother! Brother who?

Brother-ation I've forgotten your name!

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Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

Why cant you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.