Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

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Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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What's the most common activity people do while wearing safety vests?

Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'

What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

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What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom (). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

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What do you call a group of Ocelot?

An Awful-lot.

Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

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Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.