Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed.

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Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

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What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!

Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

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What do you call a group of Ocelot?

An Awful-lot.

Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.