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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

Atom Jokes More Atom Jokes

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Neutrino Jokes More Neutrino Jokes

What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom

Awful Lot Jokes More Awful Lot Jokes

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

What do you call a group of Ocelot?

An Awful-lot.

Distrust Jokes More Distrust Jokes

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.