Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.
It was stuffed.
A full bull!
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Forget it once.
1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.
They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.
We are both constantly penetrating your mum.
We're always penetrating your mom
Alec Baldwin
An Awful-lot.
They distrust clocks.