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How do you remember your wedding anniversary?

Forget it once.

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What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.