What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

Why do the elephants have short tails?

Because they can't remember long stories!

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Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.